Weird, Just Plain Weird!

Have you heard about (or seen) Kohlers new toilet that will be coming out in the fall??  Feast your eyes on this baby, I introduce to you the Numi….

Kohler is saying that this toilet is their most advance toilet!  So what is so great about this ugly different looking kind of water closet you ask…

For starters there will be no more fighting with your spouse about who left the seat up!  Nope, not anymore, the Numi automatically closes and raises the adjustable-height toilet seat when it senses your presence. If you'd like, it can greet you with the sound of rushing water and soothing piano music, which may come in handy when you have a stomach virus…kind of takes your mind off of the gut wrenching pain that you are feeling.

Is your bathroom dark??  For those of you that do not have light fixtures in your bathroom, never fear the Numi has a  night light that will guide you to the heated seat.   Also, if you have cold feet you are in luck, a floor-level vent blows warm air on your little cold toes! 

Ever forget you reading material as your rush into the bathroom??  Well if so, pull out you iPhone or iPod and plug it in to listen to your tunes or turn on the built in AM/FM radio.  If you are spending too much time jamming out to your favorite tunes, the Numi has a charcoal-filter deodorizer will keep the air fresh. 

Oh yeah,  did I mention that it comes with a remote control.  Yep, that will come in handy if you forget to flush the toilet, just pull out the handy dandy remote from your pocket and flush it up to twenty feet away….let’s just hope you didn’t forget to wash your hands….ewwwwww.

Here is another picture of this high functioning toilet.

I just can not seem to get past the bathroom with the walls of windows.  I can’t wait to do my business in this bathroom for the neighbors to see.  I can hear it now, the phone rings and my nosey neighbor ask if I would like some assistance because it seems to her that I might be constipated… again, ewwwwwwwwww.

Beside the airy bathroom, you might be really liking the luxury car worthy list of amenities that this toilet has to offer.  If you would like to have one these in your home you will have to fork over $6,390 and no, that does not include the installation fee.