We are sweatin’ y’all!! IT IS HOT!!!
I had an appointment today in town and my thermostat in the Jeep read 102 degrees. Of course, by the time I fumbled for my phone, stopped at a red light that stayed red for 2 seconds…(that never happens if you are in a hurry, but when you want it to stay red, it changes-FAST!) and by the time I got the next red light it had dropped to 101. Oh well, I took a picture anyways. Granted, I do not need to show you a picture, if you are living in the South, or anywhere in the Good ‘ol USA for that matter, It’s hot and you need no picture to know that! HA!
Here is a cute picture…it’s been floating around on Facebook, but even if you have seen it, it’s still funny!!
Then there is all the one liner jokes about the heat….here are a few of my favorites:
- It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
- It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
- It’s so hot that ice pops are melting in the freezer
- It’s so hot that ranchers are selling BBQ directly form the fields.
- It’s so hot that Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat."
- It’s so hot that public pools are encouraging swimmers to ignore the “no peeing in the pool” rule.
Now, I like the way these people think….wish I would of thought of that today!!
Y’all stay cool!!!
2 Comments:
LOL I am gonna try to fry an egg outside tomorrow.Impulsive addict did it last week and it failed so I figured maybe Florida heat will work.
Haha! That's really YOUR cookies in YOUR car isn't it? Don't lie? You tried it!
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